He, whose eyes scratch the morning sun with an aching filth
that would blacken the brightest of souls, relishes in his glory. For of this very morning, not one but three
have successfully fallen into the handsome trap of Master and he knew well that
it was his relentless charm that had reeled them in from the start.
As he scours the winding streets for more poor lambs such as
you or I, his fingers waltzing in the soft breeze. His attention is brought to
a fair haired couple, possibly British? German? French? His pupils dilating
with the salivating thought that they could perhaps be just as vulnerable as
the last. He makes his attack.
Desperately fumbling through the left side of his brain for
the desired language, he calculates their fragility. A softness, deep within
their light green eyes radiates, most deliciously. Through training he is well
aware that the best way to win over a foreigner and their money is to win their
approval first. Find out where they come from. Perhaps belittle other similar
nationalities or reproduce a famous patriotic quote from their home country?
Yes, Master trains his boys up well. Another important thing to consider when
tempting the minds of the weak is to advertise the possibility of exploring Master’s cave ‘without being pestered.’ We will not hassle you. A short-lived promise
to entice them into the mouth of it. Lips dampening with delight as he herds
the sheep inside. One-step at a time. His widening smile and consistent nodding
echoes their footsteps.
Master greets them, brows raised, eyes brightening. His
striking smile falls into place with perfection. A deceivingly honest
expression. Well-rehearsed, well executed and always effective. The sheep smile
politely and mannerly appreciate the mainstream goods, slowly shuffling around
the walls as though to play their own game; conveying admiration but not enough
interest as to be pushed into purchasing anything overpriced or mundane. The
determination to cling onto their dignity and will power. This will soon be
engulfed by Master’s talents. Observe closely.
“You like necklace? Earrings?...Shisha?” Slithery Timber’s
pathetic attempt at keeping them within Master’s walls. The sheep respond hesitantly,
again remembering their manners. They
explain that they have already purchased a shisha elsewhere in the market and, yet
again, thank him for proposing his goods. Master’s eyes widen, brow thickening,
interest building. He enquires the price of the newly bought shisha.
Ten Dina?! Ahah! He ridicules the response. Cackling in
their innocent faces, he lets a glimmer of worry escape his composure. Ensuring
the sheep that a useable shisha could not possibly be so cheap, he suggests
that their naivety has led them to be fooled by an untrustworthy human being. This is Tactic number 47. Master
describes this as ‘The scrutiny of others for ultimate empowerment.’ This old gem is dragged from the bag when
initial strategies are proving somewhat ineffective.
The sheep seem to be shakily holding their ground. Slithery distracts
them while Master tears open sheep number 1’s backpack to observe the supposed
shisha for his very own eyes. Savouring the moment, he rips through the packaging
and, to feed his ego further, the shisha does not in fact appear to be in pristine
condition.
Groping the hose
grommet, he twists hard and snaps it off. The sheep stand in amazement mouths
gaping at Master’s relentlessness. His strong, groomed hands bend the pipe tray
as he reiterates the poor quality of their buy. It is working. Tactic 52. Slithery’s
blood now begins to pump hot and fast through to his hardening cock as he
stands, slumped, admiring Master’s performance. Again, leading the sheep into a
false sense of security, Master clarifies the reasoning for his actions,
orchestrating the conversation in such a way that leads them to feel relieved
that he has ruined it. Appreciative that he has ‘kept’ them from smoking some dust-infested
piece of tin. He has, at this moment, saved their lives. Had they inhaled the
spiced fumes through the tubes of this pipe, they would have most certainly,
been rushed to hospital. All of this was for their own good. Tactic 53. The sheep
thank him again, recalling the manners that they have been raised so well with.
Tactic 54. Successfully yielding control of their sickeningly pliable minds.
“Sit down,” Master commands, maintaining his attractive
power. The sheep to do as they’re told. Slithery knows the score. He attends to
she sheep, offering them free delights to quench their thirst in attempt to, eventually,
make them feel guilty for accepting such pleasures without an honest exchange. Tactic
numero 55. Master takes the lead again, confirming how rude it would be to
refuse the offer as this is part of his culture. The mannerly sheep accept. The
light in their eyes fades fast as they become increasingly aware of the little
control they have left.
A sparkling new shisha pipe is revealed, aromas of fresh
fruits and Indian spices are slowly wafted under their noses as Master breathes
thick apple flavoured smoke into their eyes. Reluctantly, they sample it. He knows they like it. Just as Slithery likes
the taste of his Master’s salty skin on his lips.
Slithery, hypnotised by the suck and blow rhythm of Master’s
lips, fails to notice his signal to leave the cave. This is swiftly backed up
by a dull smash to the face. Shit. He lost it. Slithery scuttles away, wiping
his beady eyes, sucking his fingers in a desperate attempt to taste the remains
of Master’s perspiration on his skin. Shoulders wilt as he fails to find the exotic
taste. He savours the brief moment of touch and waits patiently at the entrance
of the cave for his next instruction.
Tactic 62 leaks its way from Master’s tongue. He refers to
it as the ‘Offer of a Life Time.’ Now emotionally and physically weakened by
the whole experience (and the strategically placed narcotics in the luminous Orange
Fanta) the sheep cling on to the fragments of sanity that remain, declining the
ridiculous bargain.
Master’s feathers begin
to curl. This has led to Tactic 71, ‘The Fear Factor’. This was the second last
one in the book: “To be used only as a final straw.” He regurgitated his final
price, detailing his foretold anger if they declined this last amazing offer
for the miniscule, mediocre and way over priced shisha pipe. The foreboding
nature of this Tactic works in three ways: 1- To make you feel that you are
‘robbing him’ if you pay any less. 2- To remind you of the fact that you have
already wasted Master’s time, drinking and smoking with him free of charge and
therefore should be disgusted with yourself for reaping the goods without giving and 3- He will be angry if you don’t accept this
final offer. What does that mean? What would he do? Yes, these are the
questions that Tactic 71 sets out to plant within your petrified little brain.
The smell of fear thickens the air as they begin to wish that they had never stepped
foot in this God awful place.
Too anxious to discover the extent of which Master would
express his rage, the bewildered sheep falter. Shoulders stoop, eye lids droop
to shield the hideously degrading sight of unreasonable submission. He has won and yet, they always knew he
would. Accept the ‘agreement.’ Scrape the pockets. Hand over the dosh.
With the crushing sense of failure, they seek comfort in
thinking that perhaps they have reached
the end of the ordeal and they would be allowed to leave now . Exiting,
exhausted, silent, without being hassled, as promised.
Slithery grins
menacingly, gloating in his day’s achievement. His mind wanders to imagine what
the evening may have in store for him. What would the reward be? How would
Master repay his good work? The thought of skin to skin yields his impatient,
sick fuck mind. He knows he likes to be
told what to do. His hardening cock pushes tight against his dry dusty
trousers, leaving a small inconspicuous moist smudge. Not three but five sheep
won over today. Master will surely be proud. The sheep glance up at each other,
eyes drained of colour, of strength. Slithery’s smile widens as he croaks his
last sickening three words:
“Don’t be upset…”
©Shay Crinkle
15.07.13
Illustrated By Rachael Maclean
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