The Emerald Mistress

The Emerald Mistress

Excitement swiftly builds with the presence of the large green lady
The strongest member of the party heaves her from the car
You
Groping her curves through the entrance
Now more minuscule than ever
Violence unfolds
~~
You
The provider of festive joy and ‘coziness
She
Who must be crowned
Bodily fluids secrete
Her jagged pines sear through your clothing
Sweat leaks from your temples
Slight panic seeps in
Where the fuck will she live?
The lounge? The hall?
Somewhere she’ll make the least bloody mess.
~~
The children’s eyes widen. Euphoria
Saliva trickles from their lips
Soaking through their woolen jumpers
Dreaming of the mysterious delights that very soon
May be placed beneath her skirt
~~
Xmas carols plonking along in the background
Dusty tinsel tickles your ankles
Sticking to your feet
Mince pies toasting in the oven
Alongside trays upon trays of sliced orange, sizzling on the grill
A sweet, familiar scent
~~
You
Deal with the dinner
Leave the wife to decorate her green limbs
The kids dress her in gold and silver
Tarting her up
Just the way you like them
~~
Her pines reek of smoke
A sour musk from the van driver
Stinking of other men
What a cheek
Coming here in your house smelling like that
Cheap slut
~~
You
With your dirty seconds
You
Didn’t care where she came from
As long as you had her
~~
The wife sprays her with a ‘pine tree’ air freshener
Denial
Now gleaming with sparkles and lights from head to toe
Crowned with a large white angel
She smirks
At your family
Winking at you
Only you
Her innocence is long gone
~~
The kids take your hand and drag you closer
To admire her body
~~
You can’t help liking her now, can you?
All dressed up and fancy
Eyes fixed on her deep green skin
Reminisce now
Dig through those buried childhood memories once again
Years go by and still you cling on to this one sick recollection
~~
Tiny and innocent you sat by her trunk
About five or six years young
Peering up her skirt
Blinded by the flashing fairy lights but loving it all the same
Fallen pines pricked your toes as you sat cross-legged on the cold wooden floor
You squeezed. Two hands
Gripping tightly around the incisions
Pushing
Pressure mounting
Toes swelling with heat
Burst
A cold red release soothed your mind
As you licked it up with your fragile tongue
~~
The delicious pain
Only to be relived each year
Every December
Privately
Once the wife and kids are tucked up in their perfect little beds
And have fallen fast asleep
~
You
And your emerald mistress


©Shay Crinkle December 2013 
Illustrated by Lynn Stenson

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